Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I see through liars

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Julie Bowen Thought She’d Be Replaced By Sydney Sweeney in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ - The Hollywood Reporter

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for fakery

EchoStar could threaten bankruptcy over FCC inquiry - Light Reading

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

R-Truth receives outpouring of support from WWE stars after stunning release: ‘Immeasurable’ void - New York Post

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Some candidates focus on blocking Cuomo’s path a day before NYC’s mayoral primary - AP News

I have a reading level above third grade

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Seven years later, Nintendo fans beat Switch game even the devs didn’t - Polygon

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Are greedy private sector landlords responsible for Britain's housing crisis?

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I actually pay taxes

What is life without a job?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I can count

Different Autism Genes, Same Brain Signature - Neuroscience News

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Trump leans on GOP senators as they gear up to make changes to his domestic policy bill - CNN

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?

I can read

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

‘Echo Valley’ Is the Trashiest A-List Lifetime Movie You’ve Ever Seen - rollingstone.com

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”